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Review: Tekno Ft. Zlatan – Agege

by on August 7, 2019
Details
 
Length

3:18

Plot Synopsis

A directionless song

Verses

3

 

SONIC TRAINWRECK!

INTRO)
Okay you think we are playing here
No ja No rest everyone of you
Phantom
Ibile Ayii
(CHORUS)
Agege Agege Agege Agege
Agege Okay Agege
Agege I like a girl
KApaichumarichopaco
Agege you dey hear me
(VERSE 1)
i like a girl with expensive taste
i get money to waste
gone are the days wey tonto dike
dey frown her face she do longbo longbo
she dey draw like ogbono
if she give me ogbon ro ro i go
rob am for poto poto
okay now am a fisherman are you a fish?
girl i hunger hunger o i want to eat kuonbe
say you dey sell burger how much is it
let me cross your border even your bridge
(HOOK)
joromi eh joromi se iwo fe lowo sa
borrow me o eh borrow me olo nse lagba lagba loju elegba
joromi eh bolomi wonma degba bo e
goromi o eh oya goromi wa mo
(VERSE 2)
Eh je won mo
won fe bawa joko
kan le ni awon mo yan
won fe fiwa gba star
won tu ja ju won lawon sa
won ja nitori wa
olohun ma je ki won para won
igo ati ada re jesu olohun ma je kin wo sara won
(CHORUS)
Agege Agege Agege Agege
Agege Agege Agege Agege
Agege I like a girl
Ibile Agege KApaichumarichopaco
(VERSE 3)
jeonmo south african girl with big big bum
they like to make badman ding ding dong
follow me come and sing sing song
kama *
Ibile everythingfor this life na vanity
if i get money i go buy anything
face anything, do anything enter any country
fuck anything
tanzanian girls with big big yansh
dey like to roll am one calabash
dey no dey see me and wizzy’s pack
dey like all the men with big big cash
na me dey collect their wives with our zanku
rap yi oda mi loju you dont know me
emi ni mr zanku to end shaku shaku
(HOOK)
joromi eh joromi se iwo fe lowo sa
borrow me o eh borrow me olo nse lagba lagba loju elegba
joromi eh bolomi wonma degba bo e
goromi o eh oya goromi wa mo
(OUTRO)
Agege Agege Agege Agege
Agege Agege Agege Agege
Agege I like a girl
Ibile Agege KApaichumarichopaco
joromi eh joromi se iwo fe lowo sa
borrow me o eh borrow me olo nse lagba lagba loju elegba
joromi eh bolomi wonma degba bo e
goromi o eh oya goromi wa mo

Here we go again with the Azaman sound. It just seems like there is really nothing new to sing about. Too many songs are starting to sound too similar. Agege by Tekno featuring Zlatan was released on the sixth of August. The song sounds like just about any other song out there.

You can listen to the song below

Positives

The song seemed to start promisingly with an interesting instrumental playing, well until they started singing.

Negatives

The song is without any direction whatsoever! We had to check several times to ensure we were right about the titled of the song. The song is a caricature of unrelated things that were roughly patched together. The lyrical structure is a zero and the Plot development is non-existent. To cut the long story short the song has no head, tail nor even body. we just could not make any meaning from it.
The melody of the song is also bland. This feels like the umpteenth time we have heard this song when in reality it was barely up to five times as at this point of writing.

Editor Rating
 
Lyrics
2.7

 
Vocals
6.7

 
Melody
3.9

 
Originality
2.5

 
Instrmentals/Beats
6.1

Total Score
4.4

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An absolute waste of studio time and resources. We would refrain from saying any more as we want to be as unbiased as possible. We believe continuously bashing the song will go against that. we will just leave it at the song is plain bad and we do not recommend it!

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